Just a regular old curry hat.
What you’ll get: one wearable, but ruined, and moldy baseball cap of any kind (we choose whatever hat we have available), drenched in a tepid, rotten, curry and water mixture.
WARNING: DO NOT EAT. THE SELLER IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY PRODUCT-RELATED ILLNESSES THAT THE PURCHASER EXPERIENCES FROM ‘EXPERIENCING OUR PRODUCT’, FOOD-BORNE OR OTHERWISE.
MANUFACTURER’S GUARANTEE: YOU WOULDN’T DARE TRY TO EAT THIS PRODUCT. WE GUARANTEE IT.